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[05 Jul 2005|03:45pm]

Eat me, Mmkay?

[29 Jun 2005|11:10pm]

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Name: Death Metal Jim
Age: 22
Gender: my dick says i'm male
Sexuality: it depends on what i dig up
Your mom's number: mommy's number shall not be given out...mommy is MINE!


Movies: Predator, Dawn Of The Dead, The Warriors, Nightmare On Elm Street 3, Friday the 13th 6, Animal House, Wayne's World, Freaked, Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey, Chopping Mall, Hellraiser 2:Hellbound
Books: Every Necroscope book ever written
Bands: Dying Fetus, Mortician, Venom, Carcass, Helloween, Anal Cunt, Suicidal Tendencies, Uncle Slam, Testament, Overkill, Mayhem, Nokturnal Mortum, Sadus, Manowar, Impaled, Macabre
Artists: Todd Mcfarlane, Joseph Michael Linsner, Brian Pulido
Websites: www.imdb.com, www.ebaumsworld.com, http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/
Sexual positions: doggystyle with grandma, from the noose (like situps), into the ground


Drugs: hahaha!!! fucking druggie niggers
Abortion: with or without the hanger?
Snuff: snuff my asshairs
Religion: I AM religion
War: war=metal
Porn: isn't that what this online shit is for?
_wargasm_'s Ass: i'd slam it


Al Bundy VS Ronald McDonald: bundy-sunday-funday kicks the shit out of nigger mcdonald
banging _wargasm_ VS banging outcelgeist: wargasm is just easier to slip into
Oderus Urungus VS Nick Cave: Gwar destroys everything
Punky Brewster VS Jenna Jameson: hahaha!!!...Jameson just suffocates her with that huge-ass vagina


How in the hell did you find this community? 1. because i'm God, 2. because my minions created it
Why are you an elitist piece of shit? because i'm fucking metal
Post 3 or more pictures of yourself:

yes this last one is a new one aubrey and kat
5 Ate Shit // Eat me, Mmkay?

[27 Jun 2005|07:20pm]


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8 Ate Shit // Eat me, Mmkay?

[26 Jun 2005|06:36pm]


I'm gonna go masturbate to that now.
1 Ate Shit // Eat me, Mmkay?

Pft. [21 Jun 2005|01:10am]

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[21 Jun 2005|12:56am]

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